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My Spam Folder

The starred emails are all offers from dating and mating sites, everything from Christian Mingle to FuckBook.

The starred emails are all offers from dating and mating sites, everything from Christian Mingle to FuckBook. At least it will be convenient for me to check if my elderly Latino paramour is a sex offender before we meet IRL.

This morning I was perusing my Spam folder. It started when I was looking for a legit email I thought might have gone there because the sender is not in my contacts. What I found struck me as amusing.

In addition to the requisite free credit report offers and Canadian pharmacy ads for Viagra and Cialis, I found a predominance of dating and mating site spam.

Here, in this screen shot, I have offers presented by everyone from Christian Mingle to FuckBook. And apparently I might be looking for an elderly Latino, if we are to judge by the sites that are spamming me.

At least it will be convenient for me to check and see if my potential paramour is a sex offender before we meet “in real life.” Should I find him inadequate for my needs, Big-Willy can help us out with that.

Clearly, lonely people are the largest and most lucrative market in the known capitalist universe.

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4 thoughts on “My Spam Folder

  1. Chris Paige

    Damn. Just when I thought I’d found just what I’m looking for…. what the hell am I looking for??? Big Willie?? CALL ME !!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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